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Fat girls are like zombies. They have no purpose but to infect all others with their fatness.
If you know me personally then you would be laughing quite loudly, thinking to yourself "Kimberly? Get Married? but she's a bit of slut who can't stand anyone sharing her spotlight, plus she's not very attractive, intelligent or good in bed"
but...
I do have a confession,
I do want to get married one day.
GASP!
I know, I know and you are probably thinking why on earth would someone like me want to get married and I have only one answer to give plain and simple.
It's the cake, I mean your wedding is the only time in your life really where you can have a three tiered cake with a mini statuette of yourself without looking like an absolute wanker, you can be annoying and have a cake with different flavoured layers, and people will line up for hours just to have a slice. If I could have a three tiered cake at my next birthday I wouldn't be thinking like a crazy person and want to get married, If I could get a three tiered cake with my flat white at the local cafe I would be a happy chappy indeed and not be one of these marriage obsessed 'fat girls'
I'm guessing that's why so many girls enter into marriage, for the cake.
I'm guessing that's why so many people divorce too, so that they can re-marry and have more cake.
Fat girls are like zombies. They have no purpose but to infect all others with their fatness.
If you know me personally then you would be laughing quite loudly, thinking to yourself "Kimberly? Get Married? but she's a bit of slut who can't stand anyone sharing her spotlight, plus she's not very attractive, intelligent or good in bed"
but...
I do have a confession,
I do want to get married one day.
GASP!
I know, I know and you are probably thinking why on earth would someone like me want to get married and I have only one answer to give plain and simple.
It's the cake, I mean your wedding is the only time in your life really where you can have a three tiered cake with a mini statuette of yourself without looking like an absolute wanker, you can be annoying and have a cake with different flavoured layers, and people will line up for hours just to have a slice. If I could have a three tiered cake at my next birthday I wouldn't be thinking like a crazy person and want to get married, If I could get a three tiered cake with my flat white at the local cafe I would be a happy chappy indeed and not be one of these marriage obsessed 'fat girls'
I'm guessing that's why so many girls enter into marriage, for the cake.
I'm guessing that's why so many people divorce too, so that they can re-marry and have more cake.
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