Thursday, February 22
Until today I thought I was the only one, with my particular quirk
But I found a website that had my ultimate erotic fantasy, complete with pictures.
I need a cigarette.
Sunday, February 18
I have been working on a stand-up routine for the last couple of weeks and I will be performing it on Friday,
I have also had a problem these last couple of weeks that whenever I think about the before mentioned stand-up routine I seem to lose control of all bodily function.
I think there may be a correlation.
Saturday, February 17
I went to the Aquarium and a Zoo with my galpal Boo yesterday, fun was had by all and many a cute photo was taken. I was however very dissapointed that I didn't see anything die at all during my trip except on the bus trip home but you expect at least a couple of people to die on the bus ride home.
Sunday, February 4
Friday, February 2
Then the tripping on my feet and tearing off half a toenail made the day slightly more crappier
With the addition of a Boy standing me up on date, the day turned out to be crappier still
(ok boy didn't stand me up he called me well in advance and told me he was ill and promptly rescheduled our date, but it's the principle damn it!)