Why can a goat find a husband but I have trouble finding a male with conversational skills?

I'm turning 22 on Friday, I hate it and yet, it's great because I'm finally getting closer to the age I currently feel (46 if you must know) but it means that I shoud be more responsible and determine some sort of goal but I have nothing, I don't know what to do.

If you have any suggestions please tell me because aimlessness, sucks.