EXTRA: Commitment-phobe makes Commitment

I sign my lease tommorrow,

It means I have to commit to something, and as you all know I'm a commitment-phobe and therefore rent freaks the be-jesusness out of me.

I don't believe I have ever used the term 'be-jesusness' before.

I'm so scared of becomming a tennant that I have started using made-up-pseudo-words.

Oh well it could be worse, I could have below-average skin, but my average skin is holding up well.