It's Christmas day, I am waiting up for my brothers arrival, I should be cleaning my flat, but I'm procrastinating as usual, but I did make him trifle which is sort of the same. It's the first official Christmas trifle I have made without the assistance of dad, I started crying when the jelly wouldn't set right but it went alright and hopefully nobody will die.

I am uber broke, and I have a million things to do.

I have to update you on a few things theres mystery, mayhem and more men than you can poke a stick at (that is assuming you can only poke a stick at one man at the most)

Merry Christmas, and etc. and bug me and keep on bugging me until i post again

It all ends tommorrow.

I graduate tomorrow,
next stop the Apocalypse.
I'm scared.
I'm excited.
I don't know what to do.
any ideas?

WARNING: you may be able to see a boobie

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Originally uploaded by kimberly.lives.

This is a body painting I just did last week, it's my take on one of my most favourite artworks ever "Girl Before a Mirror" by Picasso, it's just such a bright, beautiful painting, and always makes me feel much more creative, I just hope my work did it justice I mean it's fucking Picasso for chris'sakes

Another sample of my work.

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Originally uploaded by kimberly.lives.

This is a before and after photo of my mother, In the photo on the left she is forty-five and wearing a nice basic make-up in the photo isn't she cute, but in the photo on the right I made her up to be a sixty-five year old homeless person.

She didn't like me much that day but if she doesn't look after me that could be her future.

(ooh and the beannie she is wearing I knitted that!)

A potent mix.

The combination of red wine, sex, cigarettes and me thinking I could dance to the end credits of a movie has resulted in me spending six hours in the emergency ward and eight stitches in my right leg and one in my left.

My apartment right now looks like it has been used as a maxi-pad, I should do something about that.

Oh yeah and "one night stand boy" has been upgraded to dating status, and will now be referred to as 'Rocky' I seem to bring out the bad 'Rocky Balboa' impersonation out in him.

But he is really cute.

I feel more and more inept everyday, I was thinking it was some sort of depression associated with the end of the year and of school and the like but it's not a depression it's genuine ineptitude, I feel like I'm getting stupider (?) and more useless.

Am developing far too much of a fondness for red wine... it's just soooo nice

I need a change, a new job, a new plan, a new hairstyle, I wonder how I'd go as a blonde?

I don't need it... really.

I just want to be useful again.

Maybe I'm not feeling inept, just unwanted.

Is this is what being human feels like?

I met "one night stand boy" again after work last night and got blind drunk and took him home.
We stayed up late watching dvd's and having sex, this whole entire day was spent sleeping, having sex and watching dvd's naked, and I had fun, and I felt human...ish it was relaxing and did I mention fun.

However now I will be up all night doing assignments I should of completed today.

Oh the sacrifices I make for sex.

But fuck it was worth it!

Well theres the...

Stupid one night stand i had on Saturday night, it was fun, he was fun, it was good, he was good, I was good he was incredibly stupid.
Sunday was work I was stupid and tired and employers took advantage.
Monday was exam I was oh so tired and feeling much worse for wear.
Monday Night I went to a secret Dandy Warhols concert at "The Annandale Hotel"
Tuesday I couldn't wake up my heat ached my body ached, my throat was swollen
Wednesday (Today) I wake up I still can'tswallow I have tonsilitis

I want to die

I'd try to sleep but everytime I close my eyes I get an image of a young man dancing around the room wearing nothing but a used condom and singing "Eye of the tiger" this seems to the type of man I seem to attract.

It could be worse he could of been short.

The dandy warhols

The dandy warhols
Originally uploaded by kimberly.lives.

Am at the secret Dandy Warhols at the Annandale Hotel it's rocking the casbah

Melbourne cup Day

It's tomorrow, I should have a bet, in fact I do believe I have to bet as I think it's actually a law that at 3:15 I must stop all brain activity and pretend I'm interested in horses.

My father would of betted on "On a Jeune" so I will put money on that one

I will put money on "Leica Falcon" because I always like to bet on horses trained by someone called Gai Waterhouse, plus she has the most kickarse name.

Because I recently did the make-up on a short film that had an eye gouging I shall also put money on "Eye Popper"

And "Railing" is another one that I do like the sound of.

My safe predictability will probably make me put money on that bloody "Makybe Diva" But I really want her to lose.

It really is stupid but I'm Australian it's my right to bet on horses and pretend I have a knowledge of the entire activity for one whole day and then brag about the fact that I put money on the winner (easy to acomplish as most place bets on all horses)

ignore me when I'm...

drunk,

drinking coffee,

writing blog entries,

speaking,

breathing,

I'm drunk

I have just consumed most of a bottle of red wine nd I'm watching romancing the stone you know the movie with michael douglas and that kickarse billy (you know the black dude) song "whjen the going gets tough the tough get going"

It's so humid, the weather is made for sex except I have nobody to fuck, i just want to make out with somenbody, feel warm, sweaty skin next to mine, I want someone to kiss me between my shoulderblades and muzzle my neck someone whp will linger with thioer kisses and caress me, why can't I find someone to do all that?

I need a boyfriend.

I need to get laid.

I need to lay off the red wine.

I asked an old fuckbuddy to come over and he w2s too busy, I texted someone else and he hasn't replied, I hate being drunk and hornmy and with too many thoughts in my head because I just get far too restless.

I don't know what ndo with my li8fe, I'm intellkigent, I'm ARTICULATE AND FUCK i'M EVEN WITTY but I don;'t know what to do somebody tell em because i'm losing sleep, and i need my sleedp, it's getting far too mcuh for me.

I shoudl go to bedd
would be much better if a man was joining me though.

grrrrf

I'm just going to type.

I'm just going to type what is in my head without censor, for four minutes

I wonder sometimes , what is wrong with my head? I think such bizarre thoughts I can't be the only person who thinks these things? I'm not that unique, I can't be, theres no such thing as an Unique thought, I mean someone has to of thought the same way that I have, made the same decisions craved the same thing, and probably as I speak someone right now is thinking the exact same thing, why can't I find this person, why can't I find someone who thinks just like me?
It's exhausting knowing that this person may be out there and not able to say hello to me.

I'm tired,

I need to rest, I need to find people who think like me

and also have money.

The Best thing Ever!

Last night I got High and watched "The Great Escape" and seriously it was the most fun I have had in ages, that movie was made for potheads!

I don't condone getting high and I don't do it on a regular basis but goddamnit! I needed a break.

But seriously try the combination, I must say it was better than mediocre sex.

this doesn't really help New Zealand's reputation in Australia.

tee hee hee.

it also makes Boo's, psychotic bunny story not seem so cruel

it also makes me think that Rabbit predjudice is on the rise in Australia.

Window Shopping

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf) Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Your exact opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. BEWARE: The Hornivore CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: agirlwithcurls

I love

I love going to the gym and watching Beavis and Butthead marathons while i'm on a bike
I love long lukewarm showers
I love concealing pimples and redness on peoples skin
I love cheese and wholegrain mustard on wholegrain toast
I love ginger ale
I love being so tired that I fall asleep on my couch
I love leaving important things til the last minute
I love the feel of cold tile against my skin, so much so I often just lie in my bathroom
I love cooking things in my bamboo steamer
I love reading through the IKEA catalogue
I love roasted garlic
I love shandies (thats beer and lemonade) I also love , Strongbow cider and watermelon caprioskas.
I love cleaning my ears with a cotton bud
I love watching people on the bus
I love two dollar shops
I love that thick custard that bakeries have in their cakes.
I love finishing a knitting project
I love reading Spike in the Sydney Morning Herald
I love putting nutmeg on my cereal at breakfast
I love to ride my bike through Marrickville at 3am
I love the freckles on mens shoulders
I love to have imaginary conversations with my friends in my head.
I love pin-up girl images
I love strawberries
actually it's all pretty good

Curse you Sudoku!

Well, on thursday we finally settled the Dead Dad Estate, Deryn and I were so overcome with emotion, that we as soon as we stepped out of the solicitors office laughed and gave each other the biggest warmest hug I have ever experienced, we will be about $15,000 poorer than we intended but fuck it everything is settled now and Deryn and I own a House.

I got to hang out with my dear friend Lib also on thursday, I love hanging out with her, she is a conservative, middle class christian, and I'm a gullible, left wing, poverty stricken Unitarian but we just get along so well it's so bizarre, anyway I adore her all the same.

I also completed my first Sudoku puzzle on thursday, it was at the diabolical level and I finished it, I never did them because they just looked so dull, but now that I have done one I've got a taste for them, curse you Sudoku

A quick note

German food and lots of beer isn't good
spent an hour at Gym trying to work it off, oh my german food is far too rich
need to sleep.
Have work in a few hours, oh fuckbuckets

So much to say so little to tell.

I havent been here for a while

- I was in Manly doing make-up for a charity show, it was the most fun I have ever had (without being tied up naked to a telegraph show)
- I turned my dear gal-pal Ramona into a tsunami victim for an Assignment
- I helped teach ten year old girls how to do theatre make-up
-I got t do make-up for the Deadly awards and meet famous people like Ernie Dingo and Casey Donovan
- I also got mistaken for Casey donovan
-I went on date type thing and saw Wallace and Grommit
- I havent slept in weeks
- When I oficially become a home owner in a weeks time I will owe the government $8000
- Have missed my Dad too much this week
-I'm broke-ish
-Ok I'm really broke
-But it could be worse, I could be short