You have to read this!

My brother's friend Daniel said something that was too true, that or I'm so high on antihistamines, that I find anything prolific.

I am cooking a real life Genuine Donna Hay recepie straight from the Sunday paper it has chorizo in it so I am very impressed with it already, I am so domestic, I am so the perfect package now why won't anybody love me?

Probably because I don't know how to love, loves love?